[F] It's a [Am]God awful small affair
[Adim] To the [D7]girl with the mousy hair
[Gm] But her [Bb]mummy is yelling no
[C7] And her daddy has told her to go

[F] But her [Am]friend is nowhere to be seen
[Adim] Now she [D7]walks through her sunken dream
[Gm] To the [Bb]seat with the clearest view
[C7] And she's hooked to the silver screen

[Ab] But the [Eaug]film is a saddening bore
[Fm] For she's [Gb]lived it ten times or more
[Db] She could [Aaug]spit in the eyes of fools
[Bbm] As they [Db7]ask her to focus on

[Bb]Sailors [Eb]fighting in the dance hall
[Gm7] Oh man [Gbaug]look at those cavemen [F]go
[Fm] It's the freakiest show[Cm7]_
[Ebm7] Take a look at the [Bb]lawman
[Eb]Beating up the wrong guy
[Gm7] Oh man [Gbaug]wonder if he'll ever know[F]
[Fm] He's in the best selling show[Cm7]_
[Ebm7] Is there life on [Gm7]Mars_[Gbaug]_[Bb]_

[Em7(b5)] [F] [Gbdim] [Gm]
[Ddim] [Am] [Bb] [Bbm]

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again

See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns

But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars ?